What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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cms.......?????

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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minced oaths

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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