- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

A day without sunshine is like night.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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