Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

OGC - tilt your head

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

This is my joke. funny

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

the guy below me is gay

monkey sponge

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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