- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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