- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

why did Max cry??? chicken

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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