Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Anti Joke

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