why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Good.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Roses are red Violets are penis

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

OBAMA

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

You smell bad? Cool.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

What's funnier than 24? 25.

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