- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

penis hehehehe

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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