- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

I have no ideas.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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