- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No it isn't.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

nine...eleven

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

asparagus

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock Come in

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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