if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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That's Racist

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Steve Jobs.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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asian drivers.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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