What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

YOLO

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

What is worse

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

i'm not gay

9/11/2001

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

A woman comes at the doctor.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

c+t+c?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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