robin, get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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