- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

What's up? A direction...

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Good.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Roses are red Violets are penis

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

OBAMA

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

You smell bad? Cool.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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