What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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c+t+c?

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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