- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

ugh good riddance

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Why? Because!

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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