Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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imadewords

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Asians

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Sex. That is all.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Rock mattress.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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