A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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what is big and white? the moon

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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