where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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