Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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