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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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