- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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