- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

who eats pencils asians

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Woman's Rights.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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