What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

im black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what do you call a black man named mike

Compton

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Nice weather we're having.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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