whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Nathan Gooderson.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

I cant think of one (._. )

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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