A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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