- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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