- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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