- Anti Joke

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

To mamas so fat shes fat

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

women's rights

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Turn around.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.