yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Justin Bieber

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Anti Joke

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