Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Canida

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

OBAMA

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

Lebron Traveled

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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