What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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World Peace

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Anne Frank.

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like for a handjob.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Penis!

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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