LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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