- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Women's rights.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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