- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Gestapo.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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