- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Baseball

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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