-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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World Peace

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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