a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Looks through the peephole.

womens rights

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Penis!

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Left. That one direction...

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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