OGC - tilt your head

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

imadewords

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

This is my joke. funny

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

monkey sponge

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

the guy below me is gay

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

How much is an abortion? A life

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

YOU IS DUM

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

Anti Joke

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