Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats9+10 19

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Blonde Entrepeneurs

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

womens rights

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Chaney is a dumb b****

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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