Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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