Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Barack Obama

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Obama-Care

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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