- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

SC Johnson a Family Company

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Frown is a four letter word.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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