- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

What is brown and sticky?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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