Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Tennesse

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Don't think of granny porn

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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