- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

A Banana wrote this...

Hitler was Jewish.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

I don't get it

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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