A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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guess what chicken butt

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Compton

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1234 5

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Tennesse

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Rebecca Black

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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