- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

HARRY EFFING STYLES

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Women's rights.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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