- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

Knock knock (No one is home)

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

BWAT

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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