How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Turn around.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Anti Joke

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