There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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