What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Tennesse

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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