a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Your mom

who smells? •Liam

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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