A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Men's rights.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Lil' Wayne

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