What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Hellen Keller

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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