Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

thumb_up thumb_down -3

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Poop

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

thumb_up thumb_down -5

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What is worse

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

thumb_up thumb_down -9

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops