Obama-Care

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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brett is a dick

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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whos gay? you are

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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