- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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