What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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