- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Tim's gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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