Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

minced oaths

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

I cant think of one (._. )

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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