What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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What is worse

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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