Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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666

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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whos gay? you are

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Your Mom

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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