Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Hummer.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Whats 0+0 0

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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