- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Your Mom

Sex. That is all.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

Your mom goes to college

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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