- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

What is brown and sticky?

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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