What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Where's my tractor?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Baseball

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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World Peace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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