- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Looks through the peephole.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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