Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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whats really hot the sun

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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