What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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The WNBA.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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cms.......?????

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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