who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Nathan Gooderson.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Unflushed Shit...

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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