- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

What's up? The sky.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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