Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Chuck Norris.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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