- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Sex. That is all.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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