How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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8===========D O:

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Will you marry me?

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Wolf Pussy

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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