Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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