- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Penis jokes.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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