Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Womens rights

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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Your social life

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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my mom raped yerr foot

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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