What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Canada

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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