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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nice weather we're having.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

penis that is all

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Frown is a four letter word.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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