Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Six million.

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Flab

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penis

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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The WNBA.

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