- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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