- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

Roses are red Violets are penis

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

YOU IS DUM

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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