It says so on your cap.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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A jew went to Germany.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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