Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

Boobs are nasty!

Sarah Palin is President

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

What's white and very boney? A bone

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

you know what hurts.... PAIN

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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