What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Hitler is my role model

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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