- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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