How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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My mom.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Homework.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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My Girlfriend

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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So dont touch it

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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