How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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anne hatthaway

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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The Economy

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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123 Main street

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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