- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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