- Anti Joke

Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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