Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Black Veil Brides.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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