why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Paul Dylan King!

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BWAT

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Nah

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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ps3

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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