A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Gadaffi

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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I have no ideas.

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like for a handjob.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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A jew go out of a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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