JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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im a selling a car

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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