The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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Ham sandwich

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Lil' Wayne

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Obama

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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toast points

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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