jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

Rob Bell

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

Paul Dylan King!

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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