why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

What sucks?

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

World Peace

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Penis!

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

How do u shit With ur ass

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