Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Your mother

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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