Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Sarah Palin is President

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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